hAPpY chInESe NeW yeAr

Well nothing much to post since i m KAMPUNGLESS haha .. ..
Enjoy the jokes below peeps and enjoy the holiday off =) . .. cchungww out !!

Stumbled across a Journal in the library last Friday and it kinda of got my attention

The bottom part actually states "Power in ur hands" i think its a typo error it should read as "GORILLA in ur hands" lol hahaha ....

Got the following jokes frm a friend tot i would share
Achmed the dead terrorist

i m CertaiN I M At the COW sTaGE LOL

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service LOL. =p

ArCHErY

Was suppose to hang out with ex unimates and sum juniors on Saturday for bowling to relegate my dearest (PUKE =S lol) ex lab partner grandly hu s being EXILED to the land of PERAK to BEGIN his prp haha i shall not state his name but i ve given enough clues on hu he is hahaha =P.

Anyway was in Pyramid when we found out they had sum MALAYSIAN OPEN BOWLING COMPETITION till 7 pm and hence we decided for archery . . .

Thanks for the picture XY =P


Trying to concentrate . . . . yeah rite hahaha . . .

Dats how BADLY i fair in archery . . so if u gimme a gun next time its a 1 in 100 chance i ll manage to shOoT anything down haha . . .

eARtH -> hElL

Ritezz peeps I shall do this within 1 post of the happening stuff for the past 2 weeks .....

9 January 2008
As of next week i shall be DEPORTED frm Earth (In patient pharmacy) to HELL (Out patient pharmacy) as that will be my new work place for I duno how many YeArS . . . dEcAdEs Or MelLinIuMS . . .

Anyhow its a new start of the year and hopefully I can clear up the place or make service better . . . but my perspective of HELL at the moment is not dat FAnTaStIcKa . . .


PuPu SnEeZIng


MaNAjA sEsSiON wit FAT pUpU


Manja manja


BiTes when u stop manjaing


Hmmm for this snack i should thank my grandma prob she has read my mind that i m being DEPRIVED of vegetables during lunch haha

6 January 2008
Almost got a SUMMON frm the police for parking in a YeLLoW lInE area . . . luckly we were siting facing the glass window and PhEw yet again got SaVeD . . . However it was amazing when you can c like 4 crazy ppl all in sweaty Ts after a game of badminton . . . running towards the McD door to the car and driving it off . . .

5 January 2008
Went for sum orientation in office named "KURSUS ORIENTATSI KHUSUS INDUKSI" i oso blur la the name but it was great fun . . . got to visit to the following places

1) mortuary . . . learned that at 1 point we can store 54 corpes
2) dobby . . . learned how to clean the hospital clothes?? or should i say taken as a KULI to fold clothes . . . guess wat they need 6 diff types of chemicals (could hardly hear wat they are for)
3) skipped blood bank . . . hehehe had a lame excuse of going back to work haha . . .

Learned how to SLEEP during lectures was one of the big things i learn sorry la . . . wat to do really got FED properly . . . 745 am i have breakfast then at 10 am we have morning tea then 12pm lunch then 4 pm tea . . . dun grow fat and lazy oso i dun believe la

31 December 2008
Was out hanging around in 1utama (have not got the pictures yet aka still pending) watching nice fireworks . . . dun really give a dam which artist frm HK or Singapore or Malaysia was there and i can hardly dun care . . . Come to think of it its the 1st time i spend new years out wit my friends and comming home at 3 am ho ho ho . . .

Expected sum nice WaLlOpInG oR NaGgINg sEsSiOn but to my utmost supprise my mom was watching YOUTUBE till about 4 am ho ho ho . . . SAvEd . . .

27 December 2008
Met up wit my ex uni mates in ItAlLiAniSe (hope i got the spelling right even if i dont i dun care coz i m NOT PAID to advertise for them haha ) . . . its good to catch up on old times . . . learn wherebouts of other collegues . . . food was pretty good . . . Jude was ahem .. .. EGER to go home to read his RUSSIAN MAGAZINE from his GoD SoN . . .