Ho Ho Ho

Well jus wanna wish u guys there reading tis a Merry Christmas n Happy New Year....have a wicked 2005 ahead.....ww out!!!

Urs truely dedicated esp to the admin ppl back in office....

Help desk calls:

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk... sorry .

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Is that your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!


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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet: -
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver. On my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

Back to classes

Well after the 1 month plus of torture draggin myself up every mor at 6am it finally ended I m free hurray but too bad classes are resuming n its study study and more study haiz.....anyway i did had a good working experience esp fer the 1st time working and sociallizing with ppl......feels great having given an opportunity to work with the ppl back in OCBC bank down in Masjid Jamek from the project manager (LLCL) to team leaders (Irwan n Rashid) to all the engineers (lazy to list down - soree guys too many d) and last but not least the admin ppl. Well to all the engineers ( i knoe hu u r heheh - soree i ve not done adjustments to ur webpage huh) o hu evers reading tis dun wait till like the guy in the pic below fer the bonus to come huh work more then get paid more huh......hahaha so till we manage to get to met n work with each other again good luck in ur future undertakings huh....esp to those back in office hu r still trying to get a job wish u guys Happy Job Hunting...!!! ok ww out fer now.....!!!

2nd last day of work........

JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON
Met a Pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and a! ll the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good,
She was very, very good
But when she was bad
she got a Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.

2 weeks n counting

Well its been a while since i actually typed something on my blog so ere goes.....A month has passed since i ve started working n to tell u the truth i hate to wake up at 6am every morning jus to make it to work with dad at 6.30am. I wonder how dad manages to stand tis i m half dead i spend most of my time sleeping (11pm - 6am) sometimes even up to 7am in the car lol. However i have this feeling dat i m gonna miss dat place miss working with my colleagues when i leave next week. Cross my fingers the new person hus gonna replace me doesnt call me much after i leave o i m gonna be dead trying to help him/her out midway of my classes.

Anyway i really hope working fer a month plus pays off so dat i can replace my thumb drive during the PC fare tis week. Not to mention my camera is still in repair n nothing seems to b moving so soree guys looks like i dun have any new pics to post fer u guys to c, however i manage to get hold of tis pic of Kang through one of the engineers palm when i brought him to work. Seemed like he was enjoying himself alrite everyone was playing wit him lol...ok dats it fer now enjoy ur weekend ww out!!


Kang enjoying his meal at work...

Why I m SO TIRED.....!!!!