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I got this in my mail pretty cool stuff which i tot i odd to share =P enjoy

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of :

Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and

Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of:

Mycoxafloppin (My-cock-is-floppin).

Also considered were Mycoxafailin (My-cock-is-failin),

Mydixadrupin (My-dick-is-droopin),

Mydixarizin (My-dick-is-risin),

Dixafix (Dicks-a-fix),

Ibepokin (I-be-pokin).

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of :

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

oN CaLl

Im A fREaKiNG tImE bOm .... TiC ToK TiC tok...

Guess wat working in the IP department for 3 weeks makes my status AVAILABLE FOR ON CALL ... damit ....... now i feel freaking stress ... and jus when i tot my BAD LUCK was over ... I m on call this week and not only that the freaking pager freaking RANG when i was going up the bus on my way home at 1800H on the freaking 1^st day and 1^st hour I got it ish …….

Hell panic like shyt ... and wit all my balancing skills and the 2 big bags i m carrying i had to freaking call the pharmacist on call to handle the case as i was in no position to open any books while standing and balancing in the bus .... arghhhh ... so crappy .... i ended up making a fool out of my self in the freaking bus ....

The people on the bus must be thinking "This gal .... so many bags ... bumping onto everyone around her .... summore speaking so loud (as it was noisy) .... " dam paiseh le ..... even the bus conductor smile at me one kind when he drop my bus ticket into my on call bag ....

And jus when i tot my BAD LUCK ended .... the metro bus guy came and ask me for my ticket ... and there i was ... searching and searching when i cant even find it in the on call bag wit all the books and notes in there .... then he went "TAK APA" ... darn that sounds like he was accusing me for NOT PAYING FOR MY BUS RIDE AND GOT FET UP STARING AT ME SEARCH .... crap le ....

So after all the commotion … I notice tis guy about our age group jus after work kinda of tired … so he decided to sleep …. Yeap guess wat he was half hanging his head from side to side and he kinda leaned on the ladies leg when his hung his head out of his seat lolxx … Then there was tis indon guy who was sitting beside him laughing his head off when he saw that …

Jus when I tot it was embarrassing enough the indon guy signal to me dat he was DROOLING and when I looked at him there was SALIVA dripping down on to his SHIRT …. For crap sake wat the heck ……. When he finally realized he was drooling in the bus he jus used his SLEAVES and wipe his mouth …. Eeewwwww ……… yuckss disgusting ….

Lesson for the day: my gal friends out there hu have boy friends remember not to get too close to ur BF too much oo especially his sleaves .... lolxx .....

Wada u knoe the indon guy has been laughing from Federal Highway (PPUM) till Sunway Pyramid …. Lolxxx .. dats a lot of laughter … but I guess it was good as “Laughter is the best medicine”

On call is really a new experience to me .... Yes i learn much more when i m forced to be on called but of course i hope and pray it doesnt ring as if it does ... it means ... TROUBLE @_@ ... Even my dad was shocked to c me carry so many things out when he ask me if i would like to help him get his computer fix yesterday .....
Dad: Hey Wei would u like to help me get my comp fixed at Sunway? Wei: Sure, how long would we be there? Dad: Jus a while the guy say wan to check the computer Wei: Okie (And i went to get ready with my on call bag and my pager) Dad: (SHOCKED when he saw me) What is that you are brining along with you? Wei: slumberly ... ermm My on call bag lo Dad: HAR!!! Have to bring that out ar? Wei: Yalo ... o not you help me to answer the question when the pager rings ar?? Dad: speechless ..... ok la ok la lets go ....

Anyway .... got to remember to bring my camera 2 IP then I can take a picture of a very INTERESTING capsule tray … seriously u should spend some time reading the words on it pretty cool stuff ….. dats it for now peeps … till next time … adios amigos ….. cchungww out !!

Eye opening eh this capsule counter ... so ladies out there next time when u have sex u can GRADE ur hubby and lets jus hope its a Grade 4 o u ll probably have to be Pfizer s contributer every time u want to fulfill ur urgency =P

Bon Voyage

Yeap it says it all Bon Voyage Chris at last ur gone and i can ransack ur room lolxxx =) First of all we should dispose ur old old bed (wit ur strong saliva and lam yan mei smell lolxx) and then hmmm ur little trinkets around the table looks interesting enough for me to chuck it all in a box .... and bu hu hu too bad dude ur 13 hours away from here and u cant do much lolxxx ......

Common dont think of me of being dat evil la ..... and cheers bro for helping me sort out my comp before u go man truly appreciate it thou my Adobe Reader is still screwed up lolxx ... Well i tot u would be gone as planned when i m back but wada u knoe one prob leads to another and here u are now in European air ready for ur new life in Moscow ....

Hope everything would be smooth sailing for u when u get there .... and make sure u get more winter clothes man ... its freaking snowing there .... darn i miss Glasgow ... i miss snowboarding arghhhh why the heck i came back to this freaking hot and humid country .... get pay like shyt and have to listen to crap all day long ish .....

Neway not much has been happening around me except work and work and assignment yeah u didnt read it wrongly ASSIGNMENT when i m working jus when i tot i have nothing to do with assignment or exams arghhhhh ..... let my guard off too early eh ....

However, i ve got a question i need to stretch out to u guys for help, who has any idea why lamivudine has to have a wee sign stating to discard after 30 days of opening?

Haven't any luck in searching for the ans but i guess its coz of the stability of the suspension when u actually add water in it as its stated in most website that patients are to keep them in a cool dry place away from places with plenty of moisture ..... so if anyone has any more fantastic wild imaginations or comments to add to this statement or correct me if i m wrong ur most welcome to post away in my comment or even spam my chatter box

Hopefully all IMU students have already got their placing and have already settle down in their hospitals as PRP = Provissional Registered Pharmacist .... sad huh .... study for freaking 4 years and ur still not a pharmacist .....

Have included some pics below so dat u guys would be able to get a rough idea of the setting around PPUM =) till i update a long long time from now ..... cherio peeps


the shop outside ppum


pharm care area


outpatient center


In patient center


tis is where i spent 1 week packing and packing


tis is where i m gonna spent next week b4 on call lolxxx


sterile complex - duno when oni i can enter lol


sterile complex - 2