ViAgrA

I got this in my mail pretty cool stuff which i tot i odd to share =P enjoy

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of :

Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and

Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of:

Mycoxafloppin (My-cock-is-floppin).

Also considered were Mycoxafailin (My-cock-is-failin),

Mydixadrupin (My-dick-is-droopin),

Mydixarizin (My-dick-is-risin),

Dixafix (Dicks-a-fix),

Ibepokin (I-be-pokin).

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of :

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.