8 random jokes of the day
1) Bill Gate's Speech
To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
If you agree, pass it on.
2) Feel the Jadoooooooooo! ! !
Note: Please cover the mobile screen or it wouldn't be as much fun.... please
In your mobile phone,
Go to
1] write messages,
2] Activate the English Dictionary
3] Then hide your mobile screen with ur Hand
4] And then type this number 434680786709278464084630 (without leaving any Spaces between them) .
Now read the screen.
enjoy!!
3) Three Little Powerful Words...
Description:
The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship. These are just three little BUT VERY POWERFUL words !!!
I'll Be There
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we're truly present for other people, important things happen to them & us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.
I Miss You
Perhaps more marriages could be saved & strengthened if couples simply & sincerely say to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired & loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."
I Respect You / I Trust You
Respect and trust is another way of showing love. Its conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds & become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships
Maybe You're Right
This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side to "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting maybe "I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have a heated argument with someone, all you do is cement the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not change their stance and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to further explore the subject, in which you may then have the opportunity to get your view across in a more rational manner.
Please Forgive Me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
I Thank You
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.
Count On Me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."
Let Me Help
The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.
I Understand You
People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so many little ways that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing relationship. This applies to any relationship.
Go For It
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how weird they seem to you. Everyone has dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."
I Love You
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted.Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words "I love you."
4) The problems with some GIRLS:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...
Words to remember for a while
Cheers!!!!!
5) Thts wht guys deserve
Boy (Proposing): I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Girl (Rejecting): I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
---
Boy: Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Girl: So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
---
Boy: Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Girl: Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
---
Boy: Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Girl: How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
---
Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Girl: Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
---
Boy: What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Girl: What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
---
Boy: Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Girl: (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
---
Boy: You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
Girl: You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
---
Boy: If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Girl: So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
6) Classic Definitions and Cool Meanings:
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other!!!!
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!!
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage...
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"!!!!
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!!!
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece...
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage!!!
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on...
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before...
12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!!!!
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!!!
16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes!!!
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!!!!
23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature!!!
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!!!!!
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails......!!
7) ~~Freindship Proverbs~~
1. Books and friends should be few but good.
2. A friend in need is a friend indeed. (Latin Proverb)
3. A good friend is my nearest relation.
4. A hedge between keeps friendship green.
5. God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself.
6. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
7. Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
8. The best of friends must part.Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
9. To have a friend, be a friend. (Chinese Proverb)
10. The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. (German Proverb)
11. Life without a friend is like death without a witness. (Spanish Proverb)
12. The best mirror is an old friend.
13. May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. (Irish Blessing)
14. A cheerful friend is like asunny day spreading brightness all around. ( English Astronomer )
15. THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF SHIPS. THERE ARE WOODEN SHIPS ,PLASTIC SHIPS, AND METAL SHIPS. BUT THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTAINT TYPES OF SHIPS ARE FRIENDSHIPS. (OLD IRISH QUOTE)
16. The only unsinkable ship is FRIENDSHIP.
17. A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. (Arabian Proverb)
18. It is better to be in chains with friends , than to be in a garden with strangers. (Persian Proverb)
8) Humour
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him"What the hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
If you agree, pass it on.
2) Feel the Jadoooooooooo! ! !
Note: Please cover the mobile screen or it wouldn't be as much fun.... please
In your mobile phone,
Go to
1] write messages,
2] Activate the English Dictionary
3] Then hide your mobile screen with ur Hand
4] And then type this number 434680786709278464084630 (without leaving any Spaces between them) .
Now read the screen.
enjoy!!
3) Three Little Powerful Words...
Description:
The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship. These are just three little BUT VERY POWERFUL words !!!
I'll Be There
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we're truly present for other people, important things happen to them & us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.
I Miss You
Perhaps more marriages could be saved & strengthened if couples simply & sincerely say to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired & loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."
I Respect You / I Trust You
Respect and trust is another way of showing love. Its conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds & become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships
Maybe You're Right
This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side to "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting maybe "I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have a heated argument with someone, all you do is cement the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not change their stance and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to further explore the subject, in which you may then have the opportunity to get your view across in a more rational manner.
Please Forgive Me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
I Thank You
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.
Count On Me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."
Let Me Help
The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.
I Understand You
People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so many little ways that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing relationship. This applies to any relationship.
Go For It
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how weird they seem to you. Everyone has dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."
I Love You
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted.Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words "I love you."
4) The problems with some GIRLS:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...
Words to remember for a while
Cheers!!!!!
5) Thts wht guys deserve
Boy (Proposing): I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Girl (Rejecting): I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
---
Boy: Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Girl: So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
---
Boy: Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Girl: Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
---
Boy: Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Girl: How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
---
Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Girl: Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
---
Boy: What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Girl: What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
---
Boy: Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Girl: (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
---
Boy: You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
Girl: You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
---
Boy: If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Girl: So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
6) Classic Definitions and Cool Meanings:
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other!!!!
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!!
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage...
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"!!!!
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!!!
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece...
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage!!!
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on...
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before...
12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!!!!
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!!!
16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes!!!
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!!!!
23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature!!!
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!!!!!
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails......!!
7) ~~Freindship Proverbs~~
1. Books and friends should be few but good.
2. A friend in need is a friend indeed. (Latin Proverb)
3. A good friend is my nearest relation.
4. A hedge between keeps friendship green.
5. God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself.
6. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
7. Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
8. The best of friends must part.Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
9. To have a friend, be a friend. (Chinese Proverb)
10. The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. (German Proverb)
11. Life without a friend is like death without a witness. (Spanish Proverb)
12. The best mirror is an old friend.
13. May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. (Irish Blessing)
14. A cheerful friend is like asunny day spreading brightness all around. ( English Astronomer )
15. THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF SHIPS. THERE ARE WOODEN SHIPS ,PLASTIC SHIPS, AND METAL SHIPS. BUT THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTAINT TYPES OF SHIPS ARE FRIENDSHIPS. (OLD IRISH QUOTE)
16. The only unsinkable ship is FRIENDSHIP.
17. A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. (Arabian Proverb)
18. It is better to be in chains with friends , than to be in a garden with strangers. (Persian Proverb)
8) Humour
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him"What the hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"
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