Thursday, January 06, 2005

1st blog in 2005

Yea guys ssup??? if its the ceiling i dun wana knoe coz i already knoe anyway its been a while since i ve blog a single thing down ere so ere s the update u guys have been waiting long..........yea back to uni n things are getting tight.......pharmacology, microbiology, foundation pharmacy, biopharm 2.......Wat the heck so many subs n not to mention sum are so boring till we can sleep in lecture rooms (p/s: guys from P104 if u remember the lecturer hu likes yellow lights hehehe joking) while sum lectures are so thedious till we have to pay attention fer the whole hour to catch things up i duno bout the rest of the batch but i find pharmacology n microbiology pulling the rope around my neck tighter n tighter......(argh.....help.......i m out of breath!!!!)

P/S: to the coordinator fer the whole phamarcy programe why didnt u shift sum of the subjects we re having now to the last semester????!!!! like the stupid Malaysian Studies why start to bombard us at one go in semester 3????? u knoe wert?? my dad has been bugging me the whole of semester 2 asking me why semester 2 so free since he paid the same RM 13k like the 1st semester.......)

Anyway jokes and studies aside i m having my break on the net playing gb hehehhe n jamming n still searching fer sum jokes to post ere n guess wat??? i ve found it hehhehe hope u guys enjoy the link below A Wartime Parody to the Tune of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" hehehhe.......enjoyzzzzz (c so many zZZzZz feel like sleeping d hehehehe)......ok ok ww out!!!!

The Real Slim Shady

LYRICS

May I have your attention please?
Infidels,
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Hussein please stand up?
I repeat. Will the real Hussein please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you've never seen a dictator before
Jaws all on the floor like Hitler and Stalin just walked in the door
I started terrorizing years before the first gulf war,
Now I plan to even the score

I've got so many body doubles. It's true. No kidding.
I don't go to the streets. They all do my bidding.
And Chemical Ali said... Nothing you idiots Chem Ali's dead
I'll find a replacement

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S. war room.
Sometimes I wanna go on Al Jazeera and let loose, but can't
But it's OK for the U.S. to destroy my statues.

Osama's down with this. Osama's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might get weapons from Iraq.
And that's the reason why my regime got attacked.
If I react with chemicals, I'll surely get jacked!

Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I'll be in Tikrit sippin' on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.
You've got so many soldiers tearing up my terrain.

I'm like a cockroach cuz you can't kill me.
The guy you're bombing now isn't the real me.
My information minister goes on TV
So he can say I wasn't found in the debris.

And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
Mustache like me, a big piece of trash like me
And just might be a piece of shit, but not quite me!

I'm Saddam. Yes, I'm the real Saddam.
And you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom.
So won't the real Hussein please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

I'm Saddam. Yes, I'm the real Saddam.
And you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom.
So won't the real Hussein please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Check me while I babylon.
Pump up the bass, Qusay.
I'm bad.
No I mean it. I'm really bad. I could have you killed.


[gunfire]
[record scratch]

GOT EM!

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