Thursday, April 28, 2005

MALAYSIAN UNIVERSITY QUALIFYING EXAM (STPM)

How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently when during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed !?

Are students getting smarter ? Or are STPM questions getting easier ?

Let me put things in their proper perspective.During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like: In what year was the kingdom of Melaka founded by Parameswara?

The correct answer is "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people. I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail ? So later, they found another way to ask the same question:

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:

(a) 2001

(b) 2004

(c) 1986

(d) 1975

(e) 1402

Tick the correct answer. The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402 - True or false ?

Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now. Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country. The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully:

"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.

60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh... 60% managed to pass! So krever! But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?

13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee" (instant noodles), and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark". The official answer was "Food" of course! After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%... now that's pretty impressive! So it's true.

The students are indeed getting smarter.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

walaueh....you damn good la... i like your style.. keep on... hehee... i am the one who ALWAYS argue with you...hehe

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