Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person forthe right chair?

If yes, try this simple experiment:

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed roomwith an open window.Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyzethe situation:

1) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
- PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

2) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
- PUT THEM IN THE ENGINEERING

3) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
- PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

4) If they are throwing the bricks at each other
- PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

5) If they are sleeping
- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

6) If they have broken the bricks into pieces
- PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

7) If they are staring out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT

8) If they are sitting idle
- PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

9) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.

10) If they are clinging onto the bricks
- PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

11) If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN SALES.

12) If they have already left for the day
- PUT THEM IN MARKETING

AND last but not least....

13) If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT

How to carve a pumkin & R u DUMB

ahha i got the pumpkin link from Acrix so try it u guys its good to knoe how to carve a pumpkin fer Halloween huh

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp


Another link from TT, Zenith, R U Dumb, tried it i m not wat bout u??

http://asiantown.net/blog/fla/are_you_dumb.swf

Longest..........

Well its more bad news from me not only i m suffering from the stupid Physio paper I m suppose to study to add to more I jus discovered my digi cam crashed showed me some blue screen like oil entered the lens definitely gonna cost me a bom to repair it haiz.....digi cam so ma fan one argh......

Man I pity tis cat ler wonder how it navigates itself around with dat length?? its body definitely gonna be draggin on the floor all the way lol....wonder if tis pic is a scam photo edited probably??? Got it from a friend through mail but doesn’t say if tis cat really exists a not lol....


Longest cat in the world??

2nd week of study break

Sigh i m so dead Physiology is shyt have not even finsih reading the book n not to mention i cant remember anything from the ones i ve read.......tis time die lo guess i have to resit the stupid paper....anyway check out the cartoon below........ww out!!!

http://comic.yam.com/class/aniegg/swf/english.swf

Before & After Marriage

For those who are married.... no offence! laugh of the day , that's all.

* Before marriage - I die for you..
* After marriage - You die, up to you.
* Lagi lama married - You die I help you!

* Before marriage - You go anywhere..I follow you.
* After marriage - You go anywhere..up to you.
* Lagi lama married - You go anywhere...better get lost!!

* Before wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love"
* After wedding - "you get on my nerves."

* Before wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
* After wedding - "you are worse than godzila."

* Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue.
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

* After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue.
You get on my head, I will sue you

* Before wedding - Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
* After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la

* Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
* After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

* Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
* After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

* Before wedding - He opens the car door
* After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

* Before wedding - She / he was your ideal
* After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal

Conclusion think twice before u marry lol....

Now dats wat u call CREATIVITY

These pics are actually words written in a strange style but they seem to form the face of the person in question.

The words in the images are:

1. Dead Alive
2. Peace War
3. Threat Pretext
4. Tirany or Freedom



1. Dead Alive


2. Peace War


3. Threat Pretext


4. Tirany Freedom

3rd day of study break loz

Well since I m bored and tired of studying fer the stupid physiology paper coming real soon I decided to do some updating. Note tis update wont be about cheer leading o anything got to do with uni coz I m too lazy to upload pics lol well if u guys wanna c pic of cheer leading kindly visit Acrix’s Blog….Anyway wanna thank Christine fer helping me check out my results in Bioscience and yea I got exemption alrite dats nice got bout 2 weeks to study fer one stupid paper Physiology GOD help me…..!!!!

1st of all we now have a sort of company from an uncle o should I say I have to call him Uncle Desmond haiz another Desmond in my life adding him is like 3 of em n they are all driving me nuts. At least I dun face tis uncle of mine fer the whole year o not I m gonna faint……anyway he s like 3 years elder then me yet I have to call him uncle liao hahha sound so old lol……haha k I wont say anything bout how he manage to torment o trap me into his tricks so dat ppl like MYCY wont be able to laugh at me……all the evil ppl….tsk tsk tsk…..kayz dat it fer now cchungww out!!!


This is an art work by my 4 year old cousin in Australia sent over as a present fer my aunt….not bad fer a 4 year old eh......really admire the Australians education system coz even the wraping paper is hand made.....not like kids in Malaysia everything buy...lol not to mention the 4 year old kid my mom is looking after cant even spell his own name.....


The new wine glass....funny shape thou anyway was only bordered bout the wine hahhaha…..yummy

Age Calculator

hey guys got this cool age calculator thing from vinu download it man its cool (to vinu thanks a bunch) and below is the night view of japan (especially fer ppl like mycy like to go sight seeing huh)

Age Calculator
http://s10.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=74A7FC9C1C2C1406F006F306AF9677A4
(right click save target as to download)

Night view of Japan

http://ww4.tiki.ne.jp/~mmurakami/setoy/map.html

Sick

Thanks to my mom i m not suffering from fever + cold + cough + soar throat + block nose. i feel so lousy how the heck m i gonna study fer my upcomming exam argh......anyway.....the joke below did gimme a smile today and if they teach tis in school i bet the little kids will learn their ABC faster then usual btw its 18 sx so fer those of u who are underage pls dun click on the link o ur parents will spank u huh hehhe. oh ya before i ferget i got the link from Trance Tech ( Zenith if ur reading tis n u dun like me copying the link pls tell me i ll remove it thanks fer now).

file://www.geocities.co.jp/Milano-Cat/7098/abc.html

Tour In My Room.....soree a bit the messy....

Ok ok since its so boring and everyone s asking me to update well ere s an update tis time tour in my room haha how bout dat huh. Not to mention my pride my glory and my precious Ibanex RG370DX yea….!! Jus change the strings last week (try to spot the difference huh) did some adjustments too so dat I ll get better sound quality…. Think it’s easy?? Think again its sort of quite troublesome jus to change 6 strings lol especially the retuning part (unscrew tis unscrew dat looks like I m destroying the guitar by taking every part out lol) Not gonna elaborate ere but I can show u how though of course any guitar owner knoe s wat they got to go through when they change a Floyd Rose Guitar huh….cchungww out….enjoy


The front of my room. On the left: Radio n the pewter I got from school duno wat to do with it so currently a place to put my cap hahah, a bike helmet and my bottle plus a calendar. On the right: My laptop plus speakers and oh yea my Behringer amplifier at the bottom. Hehe wat u dun c is my old coins, some guitar books, Harry Potter & Lord of The Rings collection……


The back of my room. On the left: Big ears n Kang’s cage. On the right: My lazy chair from Cambodia lol & above my cupboard my precious guitar.


Ibanex Part 1


Ibanez Part 2 (spot the diff of 1 & 2 heheh)


A closer current look of the neck. ( if u can t c the diff tis is the diff haha nice try fellas )


The new bridge system, modified by Ibanez so dat guitarist would find it easier to change the strings ( yea rite!!! I think its hopeless ) not to mention sumone in my music school has broke the bridge and it cost him RM 50-RM 60 bucks jus to replace the head of one string.


The back of the bridge..... C the red things there dats the modification by Ibanez which is useless n not needed, wanted to take it out but jus left it there fer deco lol.....yea shifted the springs to get better sound quality

Sesama Masyarakat 2004

Y day was quite a heavy day woke up around 0630 hour then had to reach uni by 0800 hour fer the IMU Charity Run then had to go fer guitar classes at 1500 hour yea then went minum with a friend a while then off to badminton at nite. Note: I m not in the run coz I dun wan to n I m not a long distance runner anyway 7 km deng sure puncture before I reach 2 km. Well I was in the health check section. Yea dealing with diff kinda of ppl from various ages 6 being the youngest and around 60 and above being the eldest coming fer a health check up. Tot I was suppose to b there by 0800 hour fer a briefing before my shift starts at 1100 hour to 1400 hour instead I was put on double shift thanks to Dr. Timothy argh…..got caught…..

Anyway was happy to b in the Clinical Skills Unit (CSU) helping out….Yea not to mention we had a patient hu s phobia of blood n did not take lunch luckly he didn’t faint in the CSU o we re dead. Another case hu had a systolic blood pressure of 160 after drinking a few cups of Nescafe and had to ask Dr Timothy to take his diastolic BP coz it’s definitely abnormal. Below are some of the pics I manage to catch on some of the slots where there were no patients o should I refer them as consumers lol….


The starting line at 0800hour


Prof Peter Pook ordering ppl around


Pharmacy booth at 0830 hour....


Kebab s on sale at the booth...yummy....


Thumbs up by Dr. Timothy in the CSU at 0845 hour


From left: Ching Ying, Acrix, Me...Dun ask me why Acrix eyes are shut....sleeping maybe...


DJ of the day...Arron


Samantha and Dylan at the random blood sugar station in CSU


My blood glucose level done by Samantha n Dylan


More ppl at the station Desmond (in orange) being the patient, Samuel, Pou Wee and Catherin at the back



Dr. Kang with a balloon on his head at the Pharmacy booth at 1030 hour


Acrix and me with his eyes close again lol and a bell in his hand trying to get ppl to buy ice cream heheh


Health check station at 1100 hour Jude and Christine in the front the back soree I have no idea wat their names are coz they are medic students


From left: Christine, Me, Ching Ying and Doreen


The second shift of blood glucose station ppl at 1300 hour


Ching Ying, Doreen, Chern Wee, Shaun, Yee Shin, lol i forgot the last person s name so soree pls correct me


My guitar teacher s master all the way from the US modifying an Ibanex guitar

Ok guys this is an E-Mail to u all hahah.....

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day" Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good ay." Stunned, the man leaves.

Not knowing where to turn nd having $10 in is wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red omatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family. During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day.

By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck. At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.

By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!" " Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour." Which brings us to the moral of the story:

Since you got this story by e mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire!!

PoEmS!!!!

(Original Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi do shang Shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white flost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
and lower my head thinking of my dear home town

(Singlish [Phua Chu Kang] Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Moon Moon

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai
BC While Law Sai

(Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai
Thinking about Exercise
Drop Dead look into in Sky
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai

(Osama Version)
My friend at my side
Think think Bush will Sight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time dunno when will die?

(Bush Version)
Can't sleep since that noght
Think think where he hide?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite

The SHYT List

The Ghost Shit-
The kind where you feel shit come out; see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Clean Shit-
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there’s no shit on the toilet paper.

The Wet Shit-
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Wet Cheeks Shit-
That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water, or splash-back.

The Liquid Shit-
That's the sort where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of your arse, splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, the whole time burning your tender anus.

The Mexican Food Shit-
In a class of it's own.

The Marketing Shit-
A turd which is special to SEP, BME and SEE in which there is so much shit coming out that you lose 5 stone in the process.

The Second Wave Shit-
This shit happens when you think you've finished, your pants are
up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some
more.

The Brain Haemorrahage through your nose Shit-
You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit-
No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log Shit-
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Notorious Drinker Shit-
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The 'Gee-I-really-wish-I-could' Shit-
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Power Dump Shit-
The kind that comes out so fast, you've barely got your pants down and you're done.

The Liquid Plumber Shit-
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln
Log Shit.

The Spinal Tap Shit-
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The 'I-think-I'm-giving-birth-through-my-asshole' Shit-
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tallboy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Shit-
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices:
(a) Flush and keep going, or
(b) Risk it pilling up to your butt while you sit there, helpless.

The 'I'm-going-to-chew-my-food-better' Shit-
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The 'I-think-I'm-turning-into-a-bunny' Shit-
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashy sounds when they hit the water.

The 'What-the-hell-died-in-here' Shit-
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out a-gagging and a-gasping for air.

The 'I-just-know-there's-a-turd-still-dangling-there' Shit-
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.

CONGRATULATIONS U HAVE JUS GRADUATED FROM THE SCHOOL OF SHYT

The sign of BoReDoMe

Here I m bloggin like a blady blogger at 0117 hour in the mor when I can go to bed rite now and my body is already half dead due to track n field event today. Well overall I think we did ok coz we only got one event almost last the rest at least 4th place at least we manage to grab back points fer our batch. Not to mention our star runner Ong Ee Yan who got all gold medals back if I m not mistaken. I m not too sure bout high jump and the triple jump wasn’t really paying attention thou. Jus wanna thank all the supporters hu came to support us thanks and I hope we didn’t let u guys down as much as we did in other games huh. Will update the pics and event later if I can get the pics from Acrix o should I say if he wants to share em with me lol….anyway below are some jokes I got from my mail by Andrew enjoy…..ww out


sumones watching u.....


Is dat how they transport pigs??


Yes n i sux hahahha


Hahahha too bad man.....one word dude "KESIAN"


If it ever works pls sumone tell me coz dats gonna save me a lot of money n time cleaning up my comp system up every week not to mention reinstalling norton on my comp every 1-2 years very ma fan man....

Track & Field Event.....

Today was suppose to b track and field event but due to the bad weather condition they have postponed it to another day….it was a good thing dat it rained coz one of ur runners sprained her leg and is forced to rest now. Anyway ere are some views of the grand stadium I got from Acrix…soree huh guys I dun bring a cam around like wats Acrix does…….but the pics of Silkie (below) and my hamsters( previous posts) are definitely from my cam huh…..


The Grand Stadium where football matches are held including the match between Manchester & Malaysia.....


Another view of the stadium....


The screen….look at the size....


The side view of the stadium u can c the ppl surrounding the VIP area hu are suppose to run fer the event today...


Dam bet u footballers out there are jealous u might not get a chance to play in tis field huh......


Oooo Kang where r u........


U can run but u can't hide.....I can smell u....


Stop taking my pics la......