PoEmS!!!!

(Original Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi do shang Shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white flost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
and lower my head thinking of my dear home town

(Singlish [Phua Chu Kang] Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Moon Moon

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai
BC While Law Sai

(Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai
Thinking about Exercise
Drop Dead look into in Sky
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai

(Osama Version)
My friend at my side
Think think Bush will Sight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time dunno when will die?

(Bush Version)
Can't sleep since that noght
Think think where he hide?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite